#uncle heavy

[heavyweponguy]

Privet comrades,

I shall be your reminder for your mental and physical health.

For start, if therapy not best option then use and app on smoll device, and don't for get to find someone you can talk to. But do not make person a therapist you trash when done.

As for little comrades physical, that is eat, drink, and sleep. I start with sleep, as I find most important on list. If you find hard to sleep, maybe try background noise. Everyone's is different. Another might be sleep app, heavy personally uses pokemon sleep.

As of eating and drink, keep up with healthy times, and keep water close. That is all comrades.

Spasibo

(Mod here, it totally not my head canon that heavy plays pokemon. Also please be kind to your self)

[magic-worms]

so like i did not expect at all for my tf2 baboon post to get so popular or to see a ton of new followers from it. but that’s what happened. i can’t believe you guys like isa so much

you like her?? my little baby monkey?? my seven year old sweet little baby typing monkey??? well you’re in luck because i like her too and i haven’t been able to stop drawing her. here’s some family doodles

+ a couple scoutlings ^_^

[mandoriana]

Leon introducing his knights using nicknames is like:

Leon: These are Percy, Ely, Lance, and Mor.

Novice: Nice to meet you. *shy*

Merlin introducing the knights with nicknames would be like:

Merlin: So, these are my boys, that one is Sir Rick, but we all call him Night Vision.

Novice: Night Vision? Why?

Merlin: Oh, he went blind.

Novice: 😨

Merlin: That one is Sweetie.

Novice: Awww, is he very kind?

Merlin: No, he's diabetic.

Novice: Oh my God, sorry, sir!

Merlin: That one is Phantom Pregnancy because he’s big-headed 🤣

Novice: 😰

Merlin: This is Mogi, but everyone calls him Adam.

Novice: Oh, is he devout?

Merlin: No, his wife broke one of his ribs.

Novice: My God.

Merlin: This is Gold.

Novice: Why the nickname Gold? Is he invaluable?

Merlin: No, because if you melt him, he gives you his butt.

Novice: 😬

Merlin: This is Paçoca.

Novice: Cool, I love paçoca.

Merlin: I used to call him Peanut, but one day he was run over by a cart, so now he’s Paçoca.

Novice: 😰

Merlin: This is Arthur, our invaluable prince...

Novice *bows*: Sir...

Merlin: We call him Born to Kill.

Novice: What! 😰

Merlin: Relax, he didn't kill that many people, his mother died in childbirth...

Novice *slowly losing sanity*: My God...

Merlin: This is Gaius, not a knight but my uncle, the boys call him Reaper.

Novice: I already know why, is it because he's a gravedigger?

Merlin: No, he's a doctor, but he kills more than he saves lives.

Novice *dying inside*: Oh.

Merlin: This is Ezra, we call him Chatterbox.

Novice: I'm also very talkative! 😃

Merlin: Ezra is mute. 😃

Novice *dies*

Merlin: This is Stuntman.

Novice: Was he an actor before he became a knight?

Merlin: No, he fell from the third floor and survived.

Novice *gives up on life*

Merlin: That one is Aladdin.

Novice: ...

Merlin: His wife left, took everything, and only left him with a carpet.

Novice *sighs, getting used to it*: Okay. And that one?

Merlin: Oh, that's Stealing.

Novice: Why? 🤨

Merlin: Because stealing is ugly, and so is he. 😃

Novice: And that other one?

Merlin: That's Stealing's brother, we call him Killing.

Novice: Is he a murderer?

Merlin: No, because Stealing is ugly, but Killing is much worse.

[darwuzhere]

@leffee

uncle heavy…

[sforzesco]

I got. thoughts. about valens and voices in imperial roman history. but I also got a lot of thoughts about uhhhhhh choosing your brother for co ruling the Fratricide Foundation Story Empire. many thoughts about themistius' oration too

Brotherly Love, Themistius (trans. Peter Heather & David Moncur)

⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app / insta

[heavyweponguy]

Ah, private, I hope this message finds all we. But I hear not all of you are sleeping when appropriate. So pls sleep for your uncle heavy. Also, how many times do i need to remind all you comrades sleeping it important? Sleep is very important. If you should not be up, don't be up. Go to bed when it is best for you, but don't be stupid and only get 4 hours of sleep. Sleep when most appropriate time, spasibo.

(Alright moth, sleep. @lampinspectingmoth , also anyone else insisting to be stupid with their sleep schedule)

[adultperson666]

[demaparbat-hp]

Zuko was a child when he met Agni. Then, the spirits started coming to him. Eyes hidden in the hallways, voices pleading for help, for recognition, for remembrance.

Zuko could see Agni. He could see the broken remains of a Great Spirit and the empty smiles of amnesiac ghosts.

And they could see him in return.

[drops-of-universe]

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[heavyweponguy]

Mod here, I swear one little move as heavy and I break everyone.

Da, all comrades are delicate as the flora. You all okay?

Omg Heavy Weapons Guy from the hit 2007 game Team Fortress 2 is real?? And he's following me on tumblr dot com????

[batsyvie]

she reminds him of his rose

[stopbuggingm3]

told ya they'd be back

the more time passes, the less normal I get about them.

Loooooong rambles about their relationship under the cut, I said I would and i intend to deliver

So. Out of all the other pastas shes come into contact with, Arya easily ends up the closest with Brian/Hoodie (who i will refer to exclusively as Brian for the sake of my own sanity for this). They've got a "begrudgingly tolerating one another to faux-sibling dynamic" thing going on

How did that start?

Roughly a month or so after she went "missing", both Tim and Brian (they'll always come as a pair to me) find Arya out in the woods, bleeding out and barely conscious, after she managed to wander within close proximity of the cabin the two stay at. Surprised she even made it out so far, they go to investigate (and put her out of her misery) but stop when they find the operator symbol Arya has on her stomach.

Context: In my au, having the operator symbol on your body like that essentially marks you as being Slendermans property and is typically something only the proxies have, which also means that anyone under Slenders control aren't allowed to kill anyone possessing a symbol (don't break the bosses toys, he doesn't like that)

Arya is ironically lucky thats the case, or she absolutely would've been forced to find out what healing around a bullet feels like.

Initially Brian was against the idea of taking Arya with them at all, to the point he only agreed after Tim promised they would get rid of her if she proved to be too much of a hassle. It didn't take very long for them to find out she isn't a proxy herself after she was healed enough to talk, though they still couldn't do much about it, so they came up with a deal: She helps them in whatever way they need, and they'll help keep her safe

From that point on, Arya would regularly stick with Tim and Brian, only leaving whenever the other proxies were around or they had a particularly long job to do. Tim was civil enough, but Brian was considerably colder and untrusting towards her and would repeatedly make it clear that they'd only keep her around for as long as she was useful to them. He takes his job seriously and he's not about to let her become a burden just because they can't get rid of her for good.

Hence the art i made of them the other day. Arya was definitely made to tag along on a handful of Brians more graphic jobs. He still films the way he did when he was ToTheArk, more out of habit and comfort than anything, and I like to think he pushed it onto Arya at least once.

But, as frustrating as it was, and as much as she'd snap back at him for it, Arya didn't take any offence to the harsh treatment. If anything, she viewed his reluctance to trust her almost as a challenge and made it her personal mission to prove herself to him. She refused to let him think of her as a burden or dead-weight, she actually liked that he was a hardass on her. It was better than him immediately writing her off as incapable.

The petty arguments the two of them would constantly get into has single handedly supplied Tim with so much guilt over subjecting Brian to his and Tobys constant bickering, because now he knows exactly how it sounds to everyone else around them.

Speaking of Toby, he crashes on Tim and Brians couch from time to time and Arya is quick to clear off any time he does because, in Brians words, "Toby would gut her alive if he found her" and honestly Arya wouldn't be any more merciful.

It was a slow and painful process, but after a while of sticking around Arya did eventually manage to earn Brians trust and learned to give her own back in return. They warm up to each other. Theres still a good amount of petty bickering but it's much more light hearted and playful than before, petty in the way siblings are rather than enemies.

Brian appreciates how reliable and determined she can be and the way she trusts his judgement on plans and decisions rather than question his every other word like Tim and Toby can sometimes do (Tims a cautious man by nature and Toby...is Toby)

Similarly, Arya appreciates him trusting her capabilities and ability to handle the tasks he gives her. He doesn't assume her to be less capable because of her disabilities and it's a welcome change from the way others can automatically underestimate and look down on her for them

Brian reminds Arya of her older sister Kat (or Katherine for long) in a way, mostly in that they both tend to show care and affection through "tough love" and smaller gestures. Theres times when they argue (usually about Aryas recklessness) where Brian will near enough quote Kat word for word and Arya will just crumble to whatever it is he's saying. She knows her sister had her best interests in mind and the way they constantly argued is something she regrets more than anything, so she tries to avoid the same thing happening to her and Brian. Unlike Kat though, Brian is much more willing to hear her side out and meet her half way on things, which makes it easier to listen to him when he needs her too.

Usually when Arya has a POTS flair up, she'll either shut herself away in the cabins spare room or find somewhere in the woods to hide away until it passes, but sometimes (when it's particularly bad) she'll let Brian stay by her and keep her company because she knows he won't treat her like glass over it. He will be a pest though, if a well meaning one

"Y'know you still have to eat somethin', right?"

"...bring that near me and I will vomit."

"Yeah, but you'll be even more unbearable later if you don't so i'm willin' to risk it."

After weeks of listening to her pester Tim about it, Brian taught Arya how to shoot his gun. She doesn't have one of her own and Brian is usually in need of his, but she has free access to his bullets if she ever meeds them (which is definitely not a privilege she abuses I promise, she will absolutely replace any bullets she may or may not steal)

[heavyweponguy]

You are okay comrade, take a breath. Yous still so fragile smoll flora Delta.

*you get head pats and head kisses*

gulp......

[lovebeatriceplz]

My favorite fathers/ father figures in media

Happy father's day ♡ ( to those who deserve it)

[spooky-month-archive]

Character references for Spooky Month 2: The Stars

[emilythedog661-tf2]

Why Soldier is Considered the 'Team Dad'

So, Engineer is the Team Mom and Soldier is the Team Dad

Scout and Pyro are the Kids

Medic is The Evil Team Uncle with Sniper as the team Laid Back uncle aka Medic's Husband

Heavy is the teams Calm uncle who always have to break up fights between Scout and Pyro when engineer or soldier isn't around

Demo is the teams Drunk Uncle

and lastly, Spy is the teams Reserved easily annoyed Uncle (but also scout's dad when he wants to be)